The sub-Postmasters have jumped ship because they can’t afford it anymore. Thats no problem for the new Business Development Committee and their affable boss, Reggie Perrin, who’ve made a blessing out of a crisis and moved it to November 21st and 22nd suiting National President Solly Khonat in the process.  He said: “The new date in November works very well and will accommodate all those members who would have had difficulty attending the September show due to the restrictions on travelling whilst fasting in the month of Ramadan”.

The only problem that I foresee is that it is too late to order for Christmas 2009 and too early for Christmas 2010.  Fortunately I eat crispy pork anytime so long as there’s apple sauce to go with it.